what you have here is an old man with two much time on his hands

he is extremely worried about the state of the country he loves

he has read too many books about behavioral stuff

he has too many graduate degrees not have strong opinions

apart from his friends he has yet to get a stint

by starting this little existential project, he has prevented himself from running down the street screaming

in his sense of service he believes he will not be happy until you are not happy